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The partnership

People of the firm

Two principals, one associate, and Margaret, who declined to be photographed and has been with us since the original letterhead.

  • Angus Keatinge, Principal of Keatinge & Kelly

    Angus Keatinge

    Principal

    Founded the firm because the banks were rude and the coffee was worse. Specialises in sitting very still while a client talks themselves into the right loan. Signs letters in fountain pen. Has made peace with the public link.

  • Paul Kelly, Principal and Head of Credit

    Paul Kelly

    Principal & Head of Credit

    Joined in 1991 with a red pen and has not put it down. Can decline a file with kindness, which is rarer than a genuine fixed-rate special. Keeps the Reasons We Mustn’t ledger. Softened on software in 2023. Do not mention it.

  • Brenton Hartley, Associate

    Brenton Hartley

    Associate

    The young one. Seven years on the tools before he convinced the partnership that a fact find public link was not, in fact, a fad. Runs the scenarios. Still prints a summary for Margaret. This is called diplomacy.

Margaret Phipps

Practice Manager

Answers the telephone as if it still matters, because it does. Files everything. Trusts the public link only after she has printed the confirmation. If you visit chambers, she will offer you a biscuit. Accept it.

Write to the firm

The button below reaches us the same way a letter used to - only the tray is digital, and Mr Kelly can start the scenario before the kettle boils.

Keatinge & Kelly

Mortgage & finance consultants. Est. 1987. We still keep hours. We no longer keep a PDF on the reception desk.

Suite 2, Level 4, 41 Collins Street
Melbourne VIC 3000

2026 · Not a real firm · ACL: pending the invention of a better joke