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Schedule of advice

Matters we attend to

We do not offer “products.” We offer advice, then a loan if the advice warrants one. The distinction has kept us in business since the Hawke government, and we intend to keep it.

  • Owner-occupied home loans

    Purchase, construction (by appointment), and the occasional “we saw it on Saturday and the auction is Sunday.” We prefer notice. We will still help.

  • Investment and portfolio lending

    Structuring across entities, serviceability that survives a second coffee, and a frank talk about interest-only before you hear it from a dinner party.

  • Refinancing

    A review of the existing facility, a comparison conducted without theatre, and an application that does not require you to reprint 2011.

  • First home purchasers

    Guarantees, grants, and the orderly correction of myths. We will explain LVR as if you have never been forced to google it, because many have not.

  • Self-employed applicants

    BAS, add-backs, and accountant letters. Bring the shoebox if you must. We would prefer the fact find, which at least puts the figures in a row.

  • Guarantors and family assistance

    Handled with the seriousness the Bank of Mum and Dad deserves, which is to say: slowly, in writing, and with everyone in the room.

Fees

Our fee is explained in person, as it has been since 1987. We do not hide it in a banner. We also do not make you complete a lead form to hear it. Start the application; we will talk numbers before anything is submitted to a lender.

The application is the enquiry

There is no separate “contact us about our services” form. That would be a second tray on Margaret’s desk.

Keatinge & Kelly

Mortgage & finance consultants. Est. 1987. We still keep hours. We no longer keep a PDF on the reception desk.

Suite 2, Level 4, 41 Collins Street
Melbourne VIC 3000

2026 · Not a real firm · ACL: pending the invention of a better joke